don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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