Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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