I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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