Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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