I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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