nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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