god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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