how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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