he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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