I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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