did you get engaged???
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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