She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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