i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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