yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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