i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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