: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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