Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it