Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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