So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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