If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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