final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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