I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Drake has all the answers
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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