And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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