everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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