tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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