Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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