it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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