i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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