This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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