considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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