Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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