wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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50% drunk capacity currently
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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