Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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