it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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