dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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