I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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