She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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