he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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