Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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