i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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