i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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