in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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