did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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