This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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