everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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