doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
zippers are such a cool invention
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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