can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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