that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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