Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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