I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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