Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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