If that was your dad, he is hot
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...