i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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