Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
His nipple licking is glorious
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